Here is brief history on how The Mug came to be born…. *lights*

Once upon a time there were a group of people with infinite potential who were swatted down by the cruel hand of an evil bureaucracy. From the scattered ashes of this once great group rises the unique voice of The Mug. The group was left stranded and hope was diminishing as every day passed. Many died, few survived.

Joel led the group of survivors to a haven he had purchased from a domain registry company for 9.95 a month. He now assumed the role of their fearless leader. With keyboard at hand he sought out and typed fast his story for all to read.

First there was nothing, and then Joel thrust his thumb deep into the Wordpress CSS sheet and the design of the mug was born in an explosion of light. All over the internet, millions of animated gifs danced back and forth between two frames in celebration.

Soon, one of the survivors gained strength and started working alongside of Joel giving his hand.  He quickly became a writer and protagonist of this story. His name is Chris Rambo and although he is not a relative to Rambo, he sure packs a punch or two when he writes.

Time passed and The Mug started gaining strength… others joined from different parts of the Central/West Metropolitan Area of Florida, and thus the story began to take form.

Cycle-T, a survivor with nicknames such as: “the guy over there” or more commonly “the guy with a thousand faces” joined the team and gave everyone his “disturbing” perspective on every day life situation.

Andirun came running from a walrus as he stalked her. She came and held everything together and gave us all good motivation. Thus, adding her to our story of survival in which we live every day. Andirun decided to hide behind a flimsy pseudonym because of these facts. However, we all hope together that one day she will reveal her true identity.

After the fall out Barbara began a personal quest for truth. Truth within herself and truth within the world. For this reason it is pretty ironic that she became a trashy gossip writer. Thus, she joined the crew and made sure that everyone knew the truth about celebrities.

Together these people became The Mug Crew… Together they will change the way we look at…The World, The Internet, Celebrities, Life in General, etc etc etc, and with it…they will change…The World.

*insert dramatic music.*